Random Quote #98 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> wankit
<buubot> Perl 6, unlike most people, is able to breathe in the
vacuum of space. In fact, anything else would damage its
respiratory system. Because of this, whenever it's
visiting Earth, it wears a respirator, which resembles a
kickass beard.
<rindolf> Heh heh.
<rindolf> Are all of buubot's wankit factoids about Perl 6?
<rindolf> He should have some about Chuck Norris, too.
<merlyn> fictional factoids about a partially designed, partially
implemented, partially wanted language. :)
<rindolf> merlyn: yeah.
<merlyn> Heh - those are all Chuck Norris quotes with s/Chuck/P6/
<dabreegster> rindolf: It's written in Chuck Norris, right
<merlyn> Chuck Norris writes code in Perl 6. Before Larry's done.
And it works.
<rindolf> merlyn: Chuck Norris wrote Perl 6 in a day but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no one
will know his secrets.

-- FreeNode's #perl.


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