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======(a fairy tale)======

[by James "Kibo" Parry. Copyright 1992]

Once upon a time, there was a can of Spam that tasted good. However,
when Fred ate it sixteen years later, it was no longer the same Spam.
It was like eating a bowling ball covered with shag carpet and that
ectoplasm that oozes from raw okra.
Fred wrote a letter of complaint. In response, they sent him two
free cans of Spam. The first tasted like quinine tofu, and the second
tasted like Lutefisk Whiz with extra carbonation. He wrote to complain
about the two cans and they sent him four. Etc.
Ten tries later, he was up to 4096 cans, and all of them tasted
unique. It's too bad that the can that tasted good was gone forever.

-- K.


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